One of my cats chewed my Macbook’s charger wire up. Goodbye $80. I won’t be able to use my computer for a WHOLE DAY.
This is tragic.
I’ve been having a lot of trouble with this recently. I haven’t been able to properly express how I feel at all and it drives me mad. The words just don’t come. And that is rare considering I can talk my way out of anything… lol.
TO MY PEOPLE - I FEEL YOU.
Assholes: You should hate yourself because you’re fat and that’s ugly.
Fat People: I think I look marvelous.
Assholes: Well, you should hate yourself because being fat isn’t healthy.
Fat People: Why is my health your problem?
Assholes: You’re being fat gives a bad example to my kids who then will think it’s OK to be fat and unhealthy.
Fat People: Why are your kids my problem?
Assholes: Why won’t you hate yourself?
Fat People: Because then I’d be just like you.
(via misformazing)
Ahh, I love when people will get all bitchy and uppity about correcting your grammar or punctuation and use the excuse “Oh, I’m an english major, I can’t help it”
Yeah, you can help being a cunt, and I’m NOT an english major and I already knew that, so if that’s the only real application for that degree, being a cunt, then money well spent I guess.
hahaha. i love you.
